quarta-feira, fevereiro 13, 2008

Vingança!

Um cara meio cansado das atendentes de telemarketing, resolve se vingar...

Toca o telefone...

- Alô.
- Alô, poderia falar com o responsável pela linha?
- Pois não, pode ser comigo mesmo.
- Quem fala, por favor?
- Edson.
- Sr. Edson, aqui é da Telemar, estamos ligando para oferecer a
promoção Telemar linha adicional, onde o Sr. tem direito...
- Desculpe interromper, mas quem está falando?
- Aqui é Rosicleide Judite, da Telemar, e estamos ligando...
- Rosicleide, me desculpe, mas para nossa segurança, gostaria de
conferir alguns dados antes de continuar a conversa, pode ser?
- .... bem, pode.
- De que telefone você fala? Meu bina não identificou.
- 103
- Você trabalha em que área, na Telemar?
- Telemarketing Pró Ativo.
- Você tem número de matrícula na Telemar?
- Senhor, desculpe, mas não creio que essa informação seja necessária.
- Então terei que desligar, pois não posso ter segurança que falo com uma funcionária da Telemar.
- Mas posso garantir...- Além do mais, sempre sou
obrigado a fornecer meus dados a uma legião de atendentes sempre que
tento falar com a Telemar.
- Ok.... Minha matrícula é 34591212
- Só um momento enquanto verifico.

(Dois minutos)

- Só mais um momento.

(Cinco minutos)

- Senhor?
- Só mais um momento, por favor, nossos sistemas estão lentos hoje.
- Mas senhor...
- Pronto, Rosicleide, obrigado por haver aguardado. Qual o assunto?
- Aqui é da Telemar, estamos ligando para of erecer a promoção linha adicional, onde o Sr. tem direito a uma linha adicional. O senhor está
interessado, Sr. Edson?
- Rosicleide, vou ter que transferir você para a minha esposa, por que é ela quem decide sobre alteração e aquisição de planos de telefones. Por favor, não desligue, pois essa ligação é muito importante para mim!

(coloco o telefone em frente ao aparelho de som, deixo a música Festa no Apê do Latino tocando no Repeat (eu sabia que um dia iria servir para alguma coisa!), depois de tocar toda a musica, minha mulher atende:

- Obrigado por ter aguardado... pode me dizer seu telefone pois meu bina não identificou..
- 103
- Com quem estou falando, por favor.

- Rosicleide

- Rosicleide de que?

- Rosicleide Judite (já demonstrando certa irritação na voz)

- Qual sua identificação na empresa.
- 34591212 (mais irritada ainda!)

- Obrigada pelas suas informações, em que posso ajudá-la?

- Aqui é da Telemar, estamos ligando para oferecer a promoção linha adicional, onde a Sra. tem direito a uma linha adicional. A senhor está interessada?
- Vou abrir um chamado e em alguns dias entraremos em contato para dar um parecer, pode anotar o protocolo por favor.....alô, alô!

- TUTUTUTUTU...

- Desligou.... nossa que moça impaciente!

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